Corrupt a Wish!

[Hurricane]

Basically, someone makes a wish, you grant it, but corrupt it. LIKE A GENIE

Ex.

Tamriel: I wish I had a pony

Hurricane: Granted, but it ran away
I wish I had a taco

and soo on. I'll start

I wish I had a skateboard

[Ken'ichi]

Granted, but while you were riding it, you fell off, and landed on your bottom. ^^;

I wish I had a French Bull Dog.

[Hurricane]

granted, but it bit you and wouldn't let go



I wish I had tickets tp Pitbull concerts

[Alastrine*]

Granted but the tickets blew away

I wish I was a wolf

[Hurricane]

Granted, but you couldn't find food
(THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR RUINING MY PITBULL)

I wish I had ice cream

[Alastrine*]

(lol)
Granted but it melted so you didn't get any

I wish I could fly

[Ken'ichi]

Granted, but when you least expected it, you crashed into a tree and hurt yourself.

I wish I could jump high.

[Connor]

Granted but you can crash with clouds.

I wish I could do parkcour.

[Ken'ichi]

Granted, but your parkour was soooo awesome, that everyone died in awe. D:

I wish I had another milkshake. ;w;

[Skyfall]

Granted, but it is spoiled.

I wish I was a werewolf.

[Lucha]

Granted, but you died after your first transformation.

I wish Christmas would come sooner.

[Skyfall]

Granted, but none of your family members got you anything.

I wish it'll snow.

[Layla]

Granted, but it snowed 5000ft and you died.

I wish I was a wolf. ;n;

[Skyfall]

Granted, but you are killed by a hunter.

I wish that Harry Potter is dead.   

[Layla]

Granted, but he came back because he has another life didn't you read the books -.-

[Skyfall]

Whatever your wish is, you died

I wish that Dobby killed Bellatrix Lestrange

[Layla]

But he didn't so burn.

I wish you would stop wishing about hopeless Harry Potter poop! 030

[Skyfall]

Granted, but Harry and Voldemort killed you.

I wish that Obama won't be president any longer

[Thunter]

Granted (and I wish that would really happen), but a somebody just as corrupt as him gets else elected.

[Skyfall]

Whatever your wish is, it killed you.

I wish that it is summer.

[Thunter]

Granted, but you have summer school.

I wish I could go hunting and never return.

[Skyfall]

Granted, but Slenderman found you and took you back here.

I wish that people will stop fussing over drugs.

[Thunter]

Granted, but drugs took over the world already.


I wish there would peace.

[Skyfall]

Granted, but Hitler came back to life and made everyone his slaves.

I wish people will stop believing that Bigfoot is real.

[Thunter]

Granted, but but he already killed you.

I wish that people would stop bothering me about stuff that I don't care about.

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